Mulliniks’ Moustache #2 – A Note on the Name

Mullinks’ Moustache. It really rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?

As a subtle nod to one of the most popular Blue Jays-themed blogs – The Tao of Stieb – I decided to (sort of) name my blog after a Blue Jay player of yesteryear. I didn’t choose a great ex-player though; my choice was a little bit more obscure, not quite so obvious, off the beaten path if you will. That ex-player being, of course, Rance Mulliniks: he of the non-prototypical sports body and he of the wonderfully iconic moustache.

I’ve had an odd fascination with Rance Mulliniks for years, and I can’t explain in concrete terms why. I do know that it started very early on in my baseball-watching career, which coincided with the end of Rance’s career, probably 1991 or 1992. How do I know? Because my first memory of Rance Mulliniks is of him coming off the bench to pinch hit. (Fun fact: He was quite skilled at pinch hitting and still holds the franchise record for career pinch hits with 59). The Blue Jays were down, obviously late in the game. The pinch hitter was announced and my eyes slowly crept open in wonderment and awe at this supposed saviour, the Blue Jays last-ditch attempt at offence. What I saw appeared to be a skinny old man, with the most glorious moustache, striding purposefully up to the plate.

Mulliniks’ Moustache #1 - Why I Started a Blog

Welcome to Mulliniks’ Moustache #1, hopefully the first of many thought-provoking baseball-centric missives that countless readers will enjoy and think about for days on end. Stop laughing dammit. Let me have this.

So you, my gentle readers, may be asking yourself any number of things, such as:

1. Why am I reading another baseball blog?
2. Why am I reading ANY baseball blog?
3. Although it’s more likely that you’re asking, loudly and with great animosity “Why am I reading THIS blog?”

Regardless of your questions, the reason for this particular blog is quite simple: everyone else has one, so why not me? My creativity is somewhat* stunted at my place of employment, so I figured I’d give my grey matter a wee workout and in the process have some fun as well. I mean, I AM professional writer (to some degree) and I’ve always enjoyed wordsmithing, but I’ve rarely had the opportunity to write about what I fancy most: the sporadic whims of my brain.